Lawrence Taylor was arrested for buying drugs from an undercover officer, and later protested his innocence to a group of reporters, saying that if they could bring forth any man that had sold him drugs, Taylor would "kiss his black a**..."

Oops. I guess the undercover officer was African American.

Then realizing his mistake, he amended his statement thusly:

"...or white a**, or whatever color a** he has."

Too late.